Bueno yo se que esto es viejo pero por estos dias suena nuevamente... y creo que en su momento me hizo falta el post
1. The universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being.
2. According to the pastafarians, the monster created the world starting with a mountain, trees and a ‘midgit’ and continues to guide human affairs with his ‘noodly appendage.’ Heaven is depicted as having a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Their prayers to ‘Him’ are typically ended by ‘Ramen’ instead of ‘Amen.’
(Pastafari is a parody of rastafari. The Rastafari movement of Jah people is a religious movement that reveres Haile Selassie I, the former emperor of Ethiopia, as King of Kings, Lord of Lords, and the Lion of Judah. Pastafari is thus a follower of ‘pasta’ [spaghetti] ).
3. Global warming, earth quakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s......
4. Bobby Henderson is the “prophet” of this religion.
1. The universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being.
2. According to the pastafarians, the monster created the world starting with a mountain, trees and a ‘midgit’ and continues to guide human affairs with his ‘noodly appendage.’ Heaven is depicted as having a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Their prayers to ‘Him’ are typically ended by ‘Ramen’ instead of ‘Amen.’
(Pastafari is a parody of rastafari. The Rastafari movement of Jah people is a religious movement that reveres Haile Selassie I, the former emperor of Ethiopia, as King of Kings, Lord of Lords, and the Lion of Judah. Pastafari is thus a follower of ‘pasta’ [spaghetti] ).
3. Global warming, earth quakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s......
4. Bobby Henderson is the “prophet” of this religion.
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